If you shoot a bird can the bird sue for personal injury? Yes, in fact they can and in fact the Sierra Club has sued the Federal Government on behalf of rare breeds of mosquitoes, rodents and spotted owls; even a desert turtle who was lost on a dirt road. So in fact personal injury lawyers can sue for birdshot or injury. If the shot resulted in the death of a bird you might even be able to get much more? Who knows?

Well this is all probably irrelevant to you, but have you ever thought that a trial lawyer might sue for getting birdshot from the Vice President of the United States? Remember when Mr. Cheney shot the trial lawyer from Austin, TX with birdshot? The entire world laughed and cheered him on. No that is a politician who has ball and one I would vote for indeed.

But the trial lawyer could sue for personal injury just like the personal injury lawyer could sue on behalf of the bird right? Sure, that is how the law works. My question is who thinks of this stuff anyway? Well the answer may not be too surprising. You see the only people who think of this stuff are lawyers.

So, the question is why are you searching on the Internet for Personal Injury Lawyers when any case you file would be fraudulent and you got hurt due to your own stupidity? Consider all this in 2006.

“Lance Winslow” - Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; http://www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington